you say moustache, i say awesome!

It is Friday night, no roommates in sight and out of boredom I have stumbled upon a new game.
People continuously turn back to the "go-to" games: spades, twister, tag.......
But now, turn to nothing but the moustache tv game.
Best game ever? Yeah, I would say so.
1. Buy a fake moustache. Or Make a moustache.
2. Tape it to your television. Don't put it in a corner...
3. Wait.
4. Eventually your moustache will fit someone's face perfectly. When it does it will be the most rewarding moment of your life. Not to mention the funniest.
5. Regis Philbin? Diane Sawyer? Michael Phelps? yep. All of them COULD have a moustache. All you need is some luck and some patience. And some friends.
I did get Hilary Clinton, briefly, with a moustache. A curly one.
Best game ever.

p.s. who am i?